From the depths of Georgia, he stumbled. Somehow surviving multiple decades, Caleb Terrence found his way into Jordan Raebel’s kennel… and our hearts…

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Caleb and Jordan have known each other ever since they changed oil in bow ties and orphan caps for slave wages and the customer’s enjoyment in their early-20’s. Through their shared alcoholism and their hatred of their co-workers, they have since lived a “platonic” relationship in Portland, Oregon.

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From a perfectly suburban background, Jordan Raebel has been reading to quiet the sadness since childhood. With no career in writing and a failed blog behind him, Jordan has taken the paradoxical path from George Bernard Shaw:

“Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.”

And who better to teach than the one guy he knows that refuses to pick up a book unless it has the words “Warhammer” printed on the cover?

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** Caleb, you need to write something about yourself here.